"We’re more evolved, you melanin-lacking piece of shit."
nyxiez to drunk white girls

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inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

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your-red-coffin-awaits:

~☥☽☾☥~

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…

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greenseer:

unfunny nerdbros have beaten the 42 thing so deep into the ground over the past 30 years that sometimes i forget that hitchhikers guide was genuinely really funny

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crewnex:

i can’t read this without thinking maybe i was part of a really great threesome with the obamas
antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?
"

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

"
Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via shayeofodile)

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thm.